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ViaSomethingWeird:"LovelyAphrodite,thegoddessofloveandnarratorofthistale...iskeepinganeyeonthingsonearthfromMountOlympuswhilebumblingheroTheseusandhistwomuscle-boundbuddiesencounterdangerandcrackcornyjokesontheirwaytoKingMinos’(🔪)palace.KingMinosismarriedtothevulgarandvoraciousQueenScylla.Minosdiscoversthathislong-lostnieceistherightfulrulerofGreeceand...plansonhavinghisservantPandorausehercharmstodistractTheseusfromhismissionandleadhimtothelandoftheAmazonswhere,hopefully,he’llmostcertainlybekilled.Meanwhile,onMountOlympus,Zeusisinsearchofa“gullibleschnook”toguardawoodenchest“fulloftrouble”anddecidesTheseusisthemanforthejob.ZeustellsTheseustoprotecttheboxwithhislife,andthegodsproceedtocreatemischiefandmayhemfortheunwarymortals."